I'd rather not have you lose consciousness and choke on me. That's the worst way to go.
[It's hard to tell how serious Archer really is. He kinda ruins the effect by that bs wink of his, though he's quick to add.] You can take as much as you wish.
[If his hand is - acidentally - resting on Caster's hip, it's just a coincidence. Right.]
That was awful. [ Caster says with a blank face and de-attaches himself from Archer's hold. If this was your intention all along, congrats Archer, you got what you wanted ]
I'm going to sleep. [ And he falls face first into the sheets. Was his bed always this comfy? ]
[ A picture of exhaustion indeed, he didn't even get out of his clothes after all. But when he rolls over it seems he has enough to produce an impish grin and tease ]
Now you'll get to contemplate and regret what an amazing chance had you just lost.
[Caster being Caster just has to have the last word, amirite. Archer spends a moment on tugging those odd sandals of his off and throws a blanket onto the immovable log on the bed. There's a laundry to do, food to cook, and dogs to feed. He may check on Caster in the evening, though.]
[ Of course he does. If he wasn't so ALMOST DEAD and if he didn't fell asleep so promptly, he'd probably comment on the fact that Archer is the best at cockblocking himself. But luckily, you get to be spared from that, my dude. ]
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[It's hard to tell how serious Archer really is. He kinda ruins the effect by that bs wink of his, though he's quick to add.] You can take as much as you wish.
[If his hand is - acidentally - resting on Caster's hip, it's just a coincidence. Right.]
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That was awful. [ Caster says with a blank face and de-attaches himself from Archer's hold. If this was your intention all along, congrats Archer, you got what you wanted ]
I'm going to sleep. [ And he falls face first into the sheets. Was his bed always this comfy? ]
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Now you'll get to contemplate and regret what an amazing chance had you just lost.
[ As he zzzzs for gods only know how long. ]
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