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End of the month October

[futhark]

[ Eventually, when Archer follows his cleaning routine to the fullest and cleans under the bed in his room- or maybe under the table? Or cabinet? Either way, under some kind of furniture-

There is a packed gift, or something else lying there, clearly addressed to him. Inside he will find... a Hawaiian- no, that's even worse, that's an obnoxiously food-patterned shirt. It's absolutely awful and fitting Archer perfectly should he wear it, instead of burning it down.

Yeah, you sure talking your god into getting a job was a good idea? ]

[boneofsword]

[Once Archer finds the gift he's sure wasn't there in the morning he has a hunch as to what exactly is it. Turns out he's not mistaken, but he seriously underestimated Caster's taste. Or his troll senses, who knows.

Some time later he sends Caster a selfie, wearing his gift while cooking mapo tofu. Sorry not sorry.]

[futhark]

[ Why are you like dis. Why the hottest, spiced thing that ever existed. ]

[boneofsword]

[A gift for a gift. Though, it's not only mapo tofu that he's cooking, and the rest isn't spicy.

Archer's pretty sure Kamui and both Sabers will eat mapo tofu without any complaints, so if Caster prefers to avoid it he has the chance.]